Monday, 13 August 2007

National "Go Cram It Sideways" Day!

I hereby decree that tomorrow, Tuesday 14 August 2007 is inaugural "Go Cram It Sideways" Day. This is a special day which hopefully will become a highlight in your yearly calendar.

I am sick of being pestered, prodded, annoyed, nit-picked, ridiculed and generally harrassed by the world and the vast number of idiots, beaureaucrats, nosy folk and downright stupid that live in it. Most of us as mothers do our very best, as basic human beings we do our very best, most of the time, with the occasional lapse in judgement, temper or humour. We have dreams and aspirations that don't always work out, we have dreams and aspirations for ourselves and our lives that don't always work out but God only knows we do our best most of the time to try to get things to work out the way we want them to and in almost every example we've done it with the absolute best intentions. There are some that never realise this, never have a clue that we're flat out and struggling to do the best we can, that we sacrifice much and sometimes try to retain a little for ourselves as women and mothers and even that somehow is still not good enough, not martyr-like enough, just not enough full stop.

In recognition of a lovely person I know who is right now on the receiving end of baseless bullshit I, Princess Lu the Scatterbrained, decree that tomorrow is indeed "Go Cram It Sideways" Day.

If you have just bloody well had enough, from whoever and whatever, then tomorrow is your chance. I thoroughly endorse that you tell that entity or person to go cram it sideways, with a pink pineapple twist if need be!!!!!!

Even if every other day of the year you are Miss Diplomatic, Miss Cool, Calm and Collected, Miss "I don't ever say such rude things to anyone no matter how deserving they truly are", then tomorrow is your time to shine. I also totally endorse the use of the now rugby league official excuse - "I had a brain snap" if you require a plausible and medically accepted and endorsed reason for telling someone to go cram it sideways. People may think you are rude, people may think you are mean, people may think you're a lunatic but hey, what's the worst that can come of that???? That the people who so desperately need to go cram it sideways with a pink pineapple twist suddenly start leaving you alone as quite obviously you've gone bonkers?!?!?!? Sounds like a win-win situation here to me girls!

SO REMEMBER - ON NATIONAL GO CRAM IT SIDEWAYS DAY MAKE SURE YOU GIVE YOUR COMMENT TO SOMEONE THOROUGHLY DESERVING.

MAKE YOUR COMEBACK COUNT LADIES!!!!!!

(ps. this rant is in no way endorsed, supported or acknowledged by Dougie, my children, family or friends but I promise that when I tell someone tomorrow to go cram it sideways it will be because they totally utterly deserve it and because I will feel ever so much better for sharing that fact with them).

Lotta sideways love with a pink pineapple twist, Lu

4 comments:

Mel Diener said...

Roflmao...love your humour. What a great post, and I sincerely hope I get the opportunity today to tell someone so deservingly to cram it sideways lol.

kerry said...

hi Lu that is a great idea i could have used this Sunday you crack me up.I will use it today if i need it. Take care Kerry

Maz said...

Here here!! well said and I must say that you are right on the ball!!

Maz
xxx

Louise said...

HOOOLEY DOOOLEY LET IT ALL OUT GIRL WTG!!!!!

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